Reader discretion advised.
Written by Greg McClanahan (on his free time outside of work, before you criticize his priorities) and art by Michael Swain. All music is from the Kongregate Collabs, courtesy of Asteroid Blues, Ed Brew and Robotaki.
This thing took forever to write, and I think I broke some blood vessels in my brain trying to keep all the parallel scenarios consistent with what can actually be changed via player choices. I hope you enjoy it — feel free to leave comments about what you enjoyed and what sucks for if I decide to write another one later (yeah, I know, TL;DR… the full text is something like 80 pages, but there are plenty of other instantly fun games on the site).
Click 1 of the 2 options on each screen to unravel the story and reach 1 of 35 endings.